We Don't Know Crap

Ok, so am I the only freakin’ person in the world that has been asking for three freakin’ weeks, “How did she die?” Does anyone care how Anna Nicole Smith died? I mean really. It has been going on and on and no one ever mentions how she died or even that she was or wasn’t killed. They don’t even say,” Gee that’s odd. A woman as young as her just dies for no apparent reason. Odd.” Not one media station that I have watched every morning on the news has carried it. Nothing. I thought we were a country that loved that kind of thing. I mean, hey, we come to a freakin’ standstill on the highway when a man is changing his tire so why aren’t we asking how she died? Have we turned into a caring and loving nation where we just want to know, “Who gets that lovely baby now?” I mean give me a break. Yes, have the baby that’s great now how did she die! I have to know. It is killing me. Was she poisoned or strangled or suffocated or drugged or the list goes on and on by now. I think we all would do well with a dose of some realistic crime scene photos don’t you think? Isn’t that what society wants anyway? Don’t we love Law and Order and CSI? Wouldn’t we all feel a little bit better knowing that yes, in fact, Howard Stern, not the lawyer, but the radio dj…DID IT! That is the real trumped up conspiracy theory for you! What a twist too. He took his shirt off in front of Anna Nicole and she collapsed right there. Boom. The End. Now don’t get me wrong. I am not being cold and uncaring. I do care about this poor woman. I care so much I want to know how she freakin’ died. I think we should all petition to find out how. Why not? You all work on that and have me sign it when you get it together! Poor Anna Nicole. May we all rest in peace knowing we don’t know crap.