To Push or not to Push
This morning as I was feverishly running around trying to get ready, I saw the most ridiculous invention during an ad on TV. The commercial was for a new automobile that has loaded options. One of these options was for a “push-button ignition.” Yes, that’s right. Let me say it again. A push-button ignition. OK, as always, you know what I am going to say. How freaking lazy are Americans that we need a push-button ignition on our vehicles? I mean how long, exactly, does it take to put a key in a standard type of ignition slot? You know that I had to test this and see exactly how much freaking time we are wasting in an average day on key positioning. After I finished swabbing myself down instead of showering (I was inspired to shave off precious minutes by not showering this morning)…I went to my car and got in. Unfortunately, I do not have the luxury of a stop watch but nevertheless, I was ready to time key positioning. OK, I timed it. It took exactly one second for me to put the key in the ignition and turn the car on. This did not include any type of aversion that may occur with a key. For example, you may be slowed down by 5 seconds if you fumble with the key or 10 seconds if you drop the key on the floor. I also did not take into account if you need to swat a mosquito that buzzes in your ear the exact second you were to put the key into position. Regardless, without the deviations from the standard key positioning, it took a second folks. Ok, let’s add this up. Imagine you drive to and from work, to and from lunch and to and from and errand after work: that is 6 times you must put that key in the ignition. So, that is 6 seconds a day. Oh my. Wow! That is too much wasted time. I mean, really! Six seconds a day is 36.5 minutes a year if you add them all up…trust me, I did. So, by purchasing a new model luxury vehicle for an additional 4k-5k, you could save 36.5 minutes of your life each year. Wow…that is awesome….and here I thought that buying a fuel efficient cost effective vehicle with a standard key ignition was the way to go. Little did I know that I am wasting a touch more than a half hour a year. No wonder I can’t get anything done!