Lab Mice Diet Everyday

Let’s take the diet out of diet. I know what you’re thinking…who the heck am I to talk about diets? I have a lot to say believe it or not. Let me tell you that I have never had a better drink than Fresca. Yes people, I have led and lead a very dull and boring life here on planet Bentley. Did you know that they don’t make diet fresca because fresca is all diet? Somehow as I told my mother this last week, I felt the slightest bit of an ego come upon me. I am so big and cool that I drink a diet drink that has no claim to be “diet”. How cool! No really. I am no sissy. Drinking diet gives off a connotation that only lightweights and young girls drink diet. I get to drink a light and crispy, citrus filled, fruity beverage with no sugar added, that doesn’t say DIET. Trust me I feel no sense of urgency to drink a cool beverage that has the word DIE in it. I know all the mice stories. Drinking diet kills lab rats. At least by drinking fresca, I am not advertising my diet choice at least to those who know no better. Happy diet drinking!