Experiment

How many times can a normal human being reheat coffee in a microwave before it breaks down? Today I decided that I would be the very first person (I am sure there are others) to attempt this exercise. Well the first 5 times I nuked it for about 30 seconds...no changes. The next 3 times I nuked it for 1 min. WHOA, changes people, changes. The coffee, besides scalding the roof of my mouth, turned a clumpy gaseous liquid. I am not sure if it was even safe for me to drink, but I challenged myself and did it. Imagine placing burnt toast that is on fire, kerosene, and sour milk in a blender. Now, consume. Yes that is what it tasted like. Truly unfit for human consumption. The worst part? I am still sitting here drinking it. >sigh<